I'm So Tired of Ads

You wake up, snag your phone and walk into the bathroom to watch a video while you wake up. Oops, 2 minutes of ads you must watch before your 10 minute video. Get into your car, on your commute, turn on the radio. "Come on down to Big Bill Hell's Cars! Bad Deals! Cars that break down!" you hear over the radio before you hear the music you actually wanna listen to. You drive to work, billboard after billboard. Failed Marriage? Call Richard Eater, Attorney at Law! Are you a dipshit riding someones ass going 10mph over? Call us when your dumbass inevitable runs into someone! Please for the love of god remember my dead wife, it's been 2 years since she died and I'm not letting any of you fucks on the road forget it, behold my crypt keeper for a wife!1 Check out our neat company that our vague ass billboard doesn't tell you what we do or what we sell! This is getting ridiculous... You get to work, you throw on a podcast. "This podcast is sponsored by AirUp! AirUp, if you're dumb enough to…