Canal Roach: Trapped in a Sisyphean Loop - Pt.15

“They Will Kill You” doesn’t so much begin as stagger drunkenly through the fire exit clutching a meat cleaver and screaming obscenities at the concierge. Asia Reaves takes what appears to be a straightforward housekeeping job in one of those vast New York apartment blocks where everybody looks fabulously wealthy yet somehow faintly embalmed, as though they’ve all been preserved in artisan vinegar by a Scandinavian undertaker.Naturally the building turns out to be riddled with disappearances, Satanic shenanigans, homicidal residents and enough occult nonsense to make the average village medium fling her crystals into the canal and take up accountancy instead. Before long the entire affair detonates into a glorious cavalcade of axes, katanas, severed limbs and shrieking maniacs hurtling down corridors like middle-aged bargain hunters charging the reduced bakery shelf at Lidl five minutes before closing.Zazie Beetz storms through the carnage wearing the expression of a woman who’s…