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45 Today, I had an apartment inspection. As the worker went through my place and asked questions about repairs, he said “you’ve really kept things up around here...you’re a classic.” “Not a classic,” I said under my breath loud enough so he could hear me. “Oh no, I wasn’t saying that in a bad way! I just mean you’ve really preserved this old place.” I couldn’t help but take that a little bit personally. A good friend of mine knows that I love to make and solve crosswords, so they got me a pa...