Man flu

I have man flu. This is a semi-fatal disease which affects males only. If you’re not male, there is no chance of understanding the disease, and it is quite common for non-males to poke fun at those who contract the man flu. Semi-fatal? Yes, that is correct – it almost ends your life or at the very least, it feels that way. Men cease to behave like men, and revert to being babies. For the tougher of the gender, they at least manage to behave like toddlers. I’m, erm, of the toddler variety myse...