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[They made Bobby Strings even worse.] On the internet, one can attempt to make whatever connection one dreams of. There are women seeking men, men seeking women, aromantics seeking aromantics, and so much more. I suppose there are probably not hermits seeking anything. But thanks to friend-of-the-site Daniel J., I now know that in Stoneham, Massachusetts, we recently had police seeking owner of creepy puppet. You can probably see why: Thanks, I hate it.[Photo credit: Stoneham Police Department] It appears that this horror show is apparently a modified version of a “Bobby Strings” animatronic puppet.1 Not long after posting about this, police did indeed hear from the puppet’s previous owner, who had attempted to throw it out. [The owner] speculated someone fished it out of the trash and left it on a neighbor’s lawn, possibly as a prank. Sure, maybe. But more likely, the puppet fished itself out and is out for blood. Footnotes: That page includes a video of one of Bobby’s six different…

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