i understand the white monster memes now

I have a new addiction. On Friday The Gnome™ and I met up with a few friends for an evening walk. As the weather warms up, the nights are pleasant albeit with a cold wind you can easily shelter yourself from. The downfall started when we started speaking of all the horrendous things we ate in our teens. With icecream in hand the topic ultimately fell on Monster energy drinks. I mentioned that although I was a fiend for them back in the old days, I've not had one in atleast a decade. Wistfully I mentioned how despite seeing all the memes about white Monster, I'll probably never have one. Shook by this revelation, the group made it a point that on that very night The Shopkeeper was going to experience the glory of white Monster. We prowled the streets. I had the Horrorist's Mission Extacy playing in my head. 🗣️🔊 WE'RE ON A MISSION, BECAUSE I LIKE FUCKING DRUGS!🔊🗣️ We befell upon a shop. One of us at the counter, the other four standing behind. No one was going to be left behind. After…