Graduation season is upon us, my friends, and I for one couldn't be happier. Not only do I get to revel in the fact that I'm a "prefessional adult" who's DONE with school [NEENER NEENER], I also get an excuse to drag out some of the old grad wrecks I never got around to posting.Here's one from the last Ice Age in internet terms, aka ten years ago: That was the year we learned to ix-nay on the unfortunate onograms-may.Skipping forward a ways, we come to "2009": Year of the "Dipolma" and "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks.In 2010 we had a fresh crop of Permedics celebrate their "gradudlion:" It's a tough call, but I'm pretty sure "Gradudlion" is my new favorite misspelling. The trick is to put the emPHAsis on the second sylLAble, like this: GraDUDlion. And then pronounce the end bit "leon" instead of "lion." Go on. Say it with me: GraDUDlion. GraDUDlion. [Ignore those co-workers; they're just jealous.] Now once more, with feeling! GRADUDLION!! YEAH![looking around][sitting back down][patting…
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