Things Apartment Managers Should Be Thrown In the Stocks For

We need to bring back locking people in the stocks in the town square and pelting them with produce of questionable quality. I'm only just starting my apartment search and I'm already fed up with the trifling of the managers I'm dealing with. They're wasting my time, patience, and sanity, all three of which are already in remarkably short supply. Here's what's pissed me off this week: Advertising "CATS OK!" then having a no pets policy not including the square footage, pet policy, or information on parking or laundry on their website directing me to Zillow to find the above after insisting I use their website instead of Zillow informing me after three days of back and forth that they don't allow pets after I mentioned our two cats four different times continuing to message me after I informed them that a no pets policy is a deal breaker (different from above) continuing to message me after I told them to stop messaging me after they continued to message me after I informed them that a…