WARNING ORDER (WARNO): OPERATION RED HARVEST

TO: All Garden Personnel / Feline Sentry Units FROM: The Chief Agronomist (The Grumpy Welshman) DATE: 08 May 2026 SUBJECT: Pre-Deployment of Lycopersicon (Tomato Units) Feline Sentry Units on Patio Duty 1. SituationIntelligence reports indicate a significant buildup of Brown Marmorated Stink Bug (BMSB) forces within the ivy and surrounding wall crevices. Thermal readings (sunlight on the balcony) confirm the enemy is currently in “Hibernation Recovery.” Full mobilisation is expected within 30 days. Their objective is clear: total occupation and systematic “juicing” of the 2026 tomato crop. 2. MissionTo deploy Datterini and Cherry Bomb units into Sector Alpha-9 planters without sustaining catastrophic losses to the Stink Bug insurgency. 3. Execution (Battle Plan)Phase I: The Nursery (Current) Seedlings remain indoors in early-stage conditioning. They are soft, green, and entirely unprepared for what lies ahead. Phase II: Hardening Off In approximately 14 days, units will undergo…