(Warning: Naughty puns ahead. Hide your kids.) Renee C. ordered this sandcastle cake for her beach-themed wedding: So you know what's coming, right? Heh. Aheh. That's right: DIRTY PUNS ARE COMING.The bride really got the shaft here, and it doesn't take a firm grip on reality to be testy over such a cock-up. Should she just suck it up and beat it? Is she nuts to take this blow so hard? Will nothing stop the erection of headstrong turrets?No, that's a fallacy!*Besides, I'm sure bakers will get the point in the end.Aaand I'm done. Thanks to Renee C. for the heads up!Okay, okay. Now I'm done. *'Cuz it's a phallus - see?(OH COME ON THAT WAS GENIUS.)*****P.S. Speaking of things that are dirty, I have to introduce you to the handiest little kitchen gadget for under $8: Dishwasher "Dirty/Clean" Slider BarThe whole thing is magnetic, and it also comes with a double-sided adhesive for non-metallic machines. Also comes in black, and there's a prettier cursive option if you don't like the bright…
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