John: "What are you working on?"Jen: "Finding cakes for National Moon Day." John: "Ok... so what's that, and what does it have to do with Moon Day?"Jen: [clicking] "Hang on, you'll see." John: "This still doesn't..."Jen: "Waaaait for it..." John: "OH. Moon day, heh. But see, I think you may have mis..."Jen: "Dude, you totally just said, 'Butt see'.Both together: "Bwahahaa!"John: "But seriously, you've got the wrong Moon Day. It's supposed to be the Moon Moon day. The one in the sky.Jen: [still clicking] John: "Jen." "Jen." "STOP POSTING BUTT PICTURES YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG MOON." John: "You win. Go back to butts." Thanks to Brooke B., Adria P., Deborah B., Anony M., Lynne S., Nicole E., & Gorilla for helping me get the drop on John.*****P.S. I have the kind of insomnia old-timey bards would write songs about, so let me sing the praises of my amazing sleep headphones - for when you DO want to sleep: Bluetooth Sleep HeadphonesI listen to boring audio books on these every night to keep my…
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