can't swim, can't dance & don't know karate...

Okay, now that I've got my emo past out in the open (or shown just how old I am), I can mention that I have no clue what the point of this post is going to be. I can tell you that I genuinely fit all of those tropes though; I can't swim, dance and don't know karate. Perhaps it would be fairer to say, I can sort of swim, probably not enough to save myself if I ever fell into a river. I am hoping to properly learn this year, I've always been a big fan of the water, despite my not being able to swim. In fact, I think one of the biggest knocks came back when I was around 10 years old and we used to go swimming with school, I managed to swim 10m and the stupid teacher said I didn't and that I had my foot down the entire way. I'm clearly far too nice about these things when it comes to people questioning my integrity and honesty - although, I don't think that's true now but perhaps it was because I was such a shy child. Who knows. On a separate note, I've posted something for the last few…