A Change of Plans

In March of 2009 my brother held another "spontaneous combustion" round for our writing group. This was the second one, and the whole point was to write something, anything. I contributed this little piece about an alien invasion force. Its not really much of a deep or complex story, but I think its fun none-the-less. Enjoy! A Change of Plansby Rusty Keele “Captain, our invasion force of 10,000 ships are ready - where should we land?” “On Earth, of course!” “Yes, but nearly every square kilometer of ground is covered with human soldiers and armaments.” “Hmm... I see. Is there any place free of them?” “They fear the deep, sir. The pressure is too much for their squishy bodies.” “Alrighty then - land in the sea trenches. We'll start by conquering the creatures in Earth's ocean!” “Aye-aye sir! I'll have the troops begin studying Whalish, Dolphinese and Sharkonian immediately. Anything else sir?” “Yes, prepare some sushi - suddenly I'm very hungry. Mwa ha ha!” The End This story copyright…