trouble at the baby shower

today i got in trouble for being racist, but i wasnt being racist. i also wasnt sounding racist. all i said was "ooo, me likey" in a completely normal voice, no accent or gestures, i said it in my normal pitch and intonation for a completely normal reason, the situation being a baby shower event at the park where my girlfriend's friend arrived with a big tupperware container full of pink and white cupcakes, the cupcakes being pink because the baby was going to be a girl - and before you accuse me of anything else, i wasnt saying "ooo, me likey" because the cupcakes were pink which is a famous girl colour, no, i dont believe in gender and colour, the cupcakes could be blue or green and i wouldnt protest, i was only saying "ooo, me likely" because pink icing is better for your health than blue icing which has harmful toxins and preservatives, and most of all i was saying it because i was so glad to eat a pink cupcake on such a beautiful happy day, a day that would later get ruined, and…