Take time off work, because it's sunny outside and its gonna be amazing. Drive for half an hour to get near the cliff. Walk for half an hour to get to the cliff. Put on the harness, the shoes and the lucky chalk bag. Hook yourself up and perform safety check and buddy check. Find starting position for your front paws and haul yourself up. Break your knee on a rock spike. Congratulations, now you can sit on that log and watch your friends have fun! Moral of the story: this could mean either a lot of time to write or none, depending on how painful it is to sit still. Gotta love my luck.
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