GitHub is sinking

TL;DR: GitHub used to be cool and now it’s a lame slop graveyard.GitHub is racing towards the mythical zero nines of uptime. Users are starting to notice that GitHub is now a Microsoft product. Eww!Official uptime paints a concerning chart. The missing status page tell a far worse story. Whatever the truth, it’s impossible to miss the delightful experience that is Microsoft GitHub if you use it semi-regularly.GitHub’s Historic UptimeMicrosoft acquired GitHub and applied their unique brand of enshittification. Amongst their achievements was the spawning of the Copilot circle of hell. Now they’re effectively DDoSing themselves with slop. I won’t dwell on what else went wrong. I don’t know and I don’t care. GitHub is impressively bad now. It’s embarrassing. Shameful.As I write this the obituaries are rolling in:Ghostty Is Leaving GitHub - Mitchell HashimotoBefore GitHub - by Armin RonacherIt’s long past time to get off this sinking ship!Git is not GitHubGitHub has become synonymous with…