The Colbert questionert

Just read tiramisu's the colbert questionert (farewell, stephen), and I wanted to answer the questions too: It makes me sad to hear that CBS is canceling the show in a move which reeks of political censorship, at a time we most need people like him to stand up to those in power. This week the show is on its last hurrah, a part of which was a star-studded segment in which celebrity guests came on the show to ask Stephen questions from "The Colbert Questionert", which, in his words, is "a set of 15 questions ergonomically calibrated to unearth a person's true self." What’s the best sandwich?Open-faced, crusty edges, smooshed avocado with a poached egg and microgreens. What was your first concert?Cursive - The Ugly Organ. I loved the cello. What’s one thing you own you should really throw out?A giant stuffed Pochacco I received as a birthday gift when I was a child. It deflated over the years, so I'd put other stuffed animals (including a Chococat) into it to keep it plump. I used to…