'Brian the verger snapped at me after I tried gently to tell him the church was too cold for a first communion. And of course I didn't want to be physically rude back.''Look at the world around you. Where do you see glimmers of the divine?''You get to his age, and life is a process of getting gradually slower and smellier.''I've seen a harelip recently and someone with boss eyes. I thought we'd all but eradicated such things? It'll be an urchin in callipers next.''Bus driver couldn’t say to me about changes of route but my mate in Radwinter had forewarned me she could feel them coming on.''Venus is in Aries. So don't flush your sinuses.''Judd doesn't understand the neck bit of his apron again.''He looks like he might be married to her. He's got a Mini-Filofax.''We toasted her teacake so fast we were wandering around announcing for someone to claim it and she was still in the queue to pay.''You can't just leave your legs leaking fluids.You must get back on the Aspirin. The floors are…
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