2 hours ago · Life · 0 comments

What is Dave wearing today? Dave looks resplendent in (hold on, looking down) a ratty old green polo shirt, gym shorts, and socks with at least one hole in them. He is expecting his Met Gala invitation any day now. How does Dave feel today? Dave's motivation tank is running on empty. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood? Dave is dealing with a situation in which he is not explicitly being micromanaged, but must act as if he is. It involves a series of small incidents without overt or implicit micromanagement, but leaves him no choice but to infer micromanagement. It is not dissimilar to your brother nearly poking you repeatedly in the back seat of the car. "Mom, make him stop poking me," you implore. "Stop poking your brother," she orders. "But I'm not poking him," he replies, feigning offense. This leads to no dessert that evening and decades of therapy later. Is Dave implying Anna Wintour should take pity on poor Dave, because all the non-poking, and extend him an invitation…

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