My M8 Amy’s Top Five From Her Trip To The Japans

SHE DESERVED IT, and had an amazing time! We got to hear all about it and catch up with her at D&D, where she was EXTREMELY NORMAL about America in comparison to Nippon, even moreso than her usual VERY REGULAR AND CHILL opinions about our country! 5. Riding the Sagano Romantic Line, A PARTICULARLY mono no aware locomotive1 where she was encouraged to “think of [herself] as cargo”, which is certainly an upgrade from how the average American experiences transport. Red ball NOT added to protect the privacy of unrelated passenger; the Sagano famously passes through a game of dodgeball that’s been played continuously for 413 years 4. This FUCKING SICK SKULL RING, which I was deeply hurt to realize was not actually a travel-gift for me! I’m still not over it and no, I haven’t told her! The only way she’ll ever know is if she reads this AND REALIZES WHAT SHE’S DONE TO HER BEST FRIEND2: LEFT HIS GRIPPER UNBESKULLED. BONES TO MEET YOU 3. How fuckin quiet it was everywhere, which was a pleasant…