Wherein we have a gallery of dick pix

When people sign their names on the point-of-sale tablet at the bar, at least half of those signatures are "wavy horizontal line". Most of the rest are an attempt at an actual signature, but probably only about 1 in 1000 of those have anything in them that you would perceive as letters, or in fact, writing. And about 1 time in 100, the customer draws a little picture for us instead. So I thought I should share some of those. If you're thinking, "they're all dicks, aren't they"... ...you are a smart person. Of the drawings, I'd say that it's 90% dongs; the rest are a mixture of smilies, pentagrams and cats, in about that order. (I especially like the ones that just wrote out the word "PENIS", which is like, the Philip K. Dick of dicks.) To generate this gallery, I had to place eyeballs on hundreds of thousands of signatures, going back to 2021. That's right, I just white-knuckled it, you're welcome. (If you're about to start replying with "Why Didn't You Just", I am begging you to…