i tricked 3 million people into believing in an evil fake polycule

The night started like any other: I was feeling mischievous, and decided to get up to no good. I scrolled through my list of ideas, and chose to fabricate a nightmare polycule that was seeking a new member. It’d be a beautiful blend of everyone’s favorite applications - dating docs, roommate searches, job applications1 - seeking the one perfect fit across three dimensions for the six members of my polycule. A few days later, the polycule would have 25 million views, be the #1 and #2 topic trending on Twitter, and receive over 2,000 applications. grok hallucinated that we were in portland as well lolThe adverts were simple, black text in Arial font, with a link to apply (which you could not click on, because it was on printed paper).They directed interested viewers to an application on Notion. I figured a polycule in San Francisco would use Notion, so I made a Notion account. I’ve never used Notion before, but I’ve also never run a polycule before, so this would be a learning moment on…