A bum rap from the Slop Cop

The Slop Cop is an online computer program that claims to identify prose that either is or resembles text generated by a large language model. For funsies, I thought I'd show it yesterday's blog post and see what it had to say. In this short 600-word post, it identified nine (9) spots where it felt my writing resembles output from an LLM. Ridiculous! I don't fuck with slop generators, in fact I go out of my way to avoid them as much as possible, so may it please the court, I'd like to present my rebuttal. I think you'll find that under the slightest scrutiny, the prosecution's testimony dissolves faster than a snowman in Aruba. The jury will have no choice but to acquit my client of all charges. 1: Triple construction So I've been drinking more apple juice, and being able to get it in frozen concentrate form is perfect. It doesn't take up much space in my freezer, I can stock up, and it's cheaper than any of the bottled apple juice options at the store. Break the pattern. Use two…