[RODEN] NYC, Asheville TBOT Event

Roden Readers — Action items: Doing a book event / reading in Asheville, NC on June 10 — RSVP here! Thinking of a small reprint of TBOT Fine Art — sign up here to be notified This is being sent using my new home cooked newsletter software; if you get this, please reply and say “yo!” as a signal that delivery is happening #Hello NY I saw a baby jaywalking. I saw the most pregnant woman in the world jaywalking. I saw two kids jaywalking on their hands, a man jaywalking with a chair on his head. I saw cops jaywalking. I saw people on every mode of transport jayriding in every possible direction; a guy on a one wheel breaking a land speed record, a scooter, a bike, a double bike, a unicycle, a silver stallion. Where was Casey Neistat? I didn’t see him. But I saw a man jaywalk with his buttocks very out, wearing only angel wings and a golden cup on his nuts. I saw a nun jaywalking while smoking a joint. Weed was everywhere. People smoked cigarettes with joyful impunity, butts flicked…