The Greatest Joke of All Time

Things got a little deep yesterday, so how about a joke today? But not just any joke! THE joke! The Greatest Joke of All Time™! So there are these two woodchoppers. One of them chops off the other's leg. Says the one with the chopped off leg: "if you do that again, I'll kick your ass!" ... What makes this the Greatest Joke of All Time™ you wonder? One of my earliest childhood memories is me sitting in the back of a car, next to my babysitter. (Don't remember which of my parents was driving.) And me complaining that I wanted to be funny, but I wasn't, because I could never remember any jokes. To which the babysitter said: "Okay: I am going to tell you a joke, and you will remember this one. Forever." "No, I never remember jokes!" :( "But you'll remember this one." Personal connection. History. Personal connection is what makes this the Greatest Joke of All Time ™ Previous