Man Problems

Men are not perfect. As a lifelong man, I understand this. We men have flaws, which women have been helpfully pointing out to us for thousands of years. For example my wife, Michelle, a woman, often observes that whereas women almost always resolve their disputes nonviolently, men tend to be be aggressive macho idiots who wind up getting into pointless fistfights, or seizing the Strait of Hormuz.Fair enough. Although this is not true of ALL men. I may have done some foolish things in my life, but I have never seized the Strait of Hormuz, except that one time in college, and most of those charges were dropped.And let’s be honest: Women have flaws, too. Let me give you a hypothetical example involving a completely hypothetical made-up woman who is not an actual person and therefore does not exist in real life. We’ll call her “Nichelle.”Let’s say Nichelle and her husband, “Bave,” are going out for the evening to an event that starts at a specific time, such as a movie. Let’s say that…