Hello Again, SuSE Linux

It’s good to see you again, old friend. It’s been a while. Twenty-three years, you say? How come we managed to drift apart that far? I know, I know, I betrayed you. But my room was cold at night and Gentoo offered me the ability to keep on compiling. And then I betrayed GNU/Linux for FreeBSD. And then I switched the demon for the apple. I’ve been on an apple diet for so long now, I can barely remember the tux. What is it you say? Oh, it’s openSUSE now. Sure, you’re a chameleon, you can take on any colour you’d like. Great to see it’s still green. I like green. How’s YaST doing these days? zypper? What’s that, no more rpm -i? That’s cool, it looks like you’ve made some progress! Let’s make a screenshot the proper nerdy way and do some uname -a | cowsay in a terminal! Oh, that’s no longer cool? fastfetch? So first zypper install fastfetch and then that command? Let’s try that: openSUSE Tumbleweed running on the HP work laptop. My last experience with the Linux desktop was indeed about…