Birds at Large: Recent Items Relevant to My Interests as Someone Who Complains About Things

Among the many things I enjoy -- a list that also includes Cape Cod Dark Russet chips; rubbing my face really hard; deeply inhaling a fresh can of Play-doh; gas station coffee; calling people "Big Dog" when I can't remember their names; new socks; and Monty Python records -- is complaining when birds are shown incorrectly in the world of normals. Here are some recent ones.A Bag of Thistle Seed at ACE Hardware.Attracts House Finches, American Goldfinches and ... let's see here ... Siberian Nuthatches. ACE Hardware stocking that magic seed, attracting species from across oceans and potentially healing nations at odds. A bargain at any price.Novartis Super Bowl CommercialListen I know that this is months old and no one even cared at the time. Who cares who cares fuck you who cares but I just want people to know that whatever CGI bird retired NFL Tight End Tony Gonzalez is holding in this commercial isn't a real species of bird. I just felt compelled to say. It's like some kind of hybrid…