The Calendar Technicality

The jury took less than two hours. Three weeks of testimony. A man who didn't know what TL;DR means suing over fine print he didn't read. Less than two hours. The jury found that Musk's claims exceeded the statute of limitations. He tweeted that OpenAI was "captured by Microsoft" in 2020. He didn't sue until 2024. Under California law, that delay meant his claims could not proceed. Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers adopted the advisory verdict immediately and dismissed the case. From the bench: "I think there's a substantial amount of evidence to support the jury's finding, which is why I was prepared to dismiss on the spot." She was ready. She'd been ready. Outside the courthouse, Musk's lawyer Marc Toberoff gave reporters his one-word response: "Appeal." The calendar is not expected to cooperate. On X, Musk called it a "calendar technicality." His lawyers knew about the calendar. They filed in 2024 anyway. The man who testified he doesn't know what TL;DR means — Too Long; Didn't Read —…