The Onion (aka Global Tetrahedon) taking over Infowars is the most lit thing to happen in a while. This will be a da...

The Onion (aka Global Tetrahedon) taking over Infowars is the most lit thing to happen in a while. This will be a dank, sunless place, one where panic and capital feed on each other like twins in the womb of a hulking, unknowable monster—a monster known by many names, but which I like to call modern-day America.