Drunken Wolverine Ninja Kung-fu!

If you’re sick and tired of traditional martial artists and their idiotic concepts of “honor” and “training,” then I’ve got just the book for you. It’s called Drunken Wolverine Ninja Kung-fu, and it contains far more racial slurs than you might imagine. It also reveals the deadly secrets of street fighting, including: Weaponized accessories Go totally nuts and freak out Become the dhampir, the walker between worlds Homemade nunchucks Have your mom threaten to call the media Just do whatever will help you win Have a gun and use it You can read all about it at 1-900 HOT DOG. But beware… The post Drunken Wolverine Ninja Kung-fu! appeared first on Other Strangeness — merritt k.