D&B and D&D

Dick & BallsTo premise this, and what started this; I got laser on my wiener, balls and butthole a little while back. Never have I known such smoothness. It was beautiful. The first shower was almost pornographic. The first poop only took 2 or 3 wipes. But I needed a way to get my balls not to stick to my legs. So I bought a thong and a jockstrap. The thong was comfortable, but I looked like a jackass wearing it. I am not an underwear model, but a normal man. My profile was as if an uncooked roll of biscuit-dough was wearing a thong. The jock is great, and keeps everything from sticking. After getting used to it, I have an appreciation for these things now. It also leaves my whole ass exposed to the elements, Mike Tyson style. Not a fart is silenced; nor a piss-drop uncollected. Honestly, it makes me feel a bit more confident with the way I look. Even after giving up on laser and growing my hair back, the jock keeps everything in check; like a guardian angel cupping my balls, and…