Truck Guys are Hot

Oil SlickBecause your truck has 5 billion lumen headlights, a lift kit, 4 seats, and a tiny bed, I can't see shit when you pull up behind me. Because of your truck, I and many other people who drive a normal car hate you. I regularly devise ways in my head to make your truck die. My best theoretical ideas so far: A secondary mirror under my main mirror to direct the light back at your eyes. A light bar that flashes like a camera flash, but powerful enough to blind you and make you crash and blow up on the freeway. A little water gun that sprays industrial strength paint remover on your hood. Donkey Kong sized barrel of oil to let loose behind me. Brake checking you and ruining possibly both of our lives in a roadside brawl. Of course I'd never actually do any of these things, FBI. I'm actually a really chill guy once you get to know me. I am a bitch.Man-culture is beautiful. It's very simple, and easy to follow. Gun, smoked meat, women are confusing, UFC, anti-liberal in public…