One day I was walking through the office and noticed a coworker’s laptop sitting on their desk, unlocked and open. Th...

One day I was walking through the office and noticed a coworker’s laptop sitting on their desk, unlocked and open. The little devil on my shoulder whispering “do it! do it!” won. I looked around, made sure they weren’t walking my way, opened their Slack to our #random channel, and typed the first silly, innocuous, non-fireable, and outlandish thing that crossed my mind. That’s how “milk bath’ing” became a thing in our office. If someone leaves their laptop unlocked, odds are one of their neig...