Interesting Maids

fkeyDoggerlands PCs are all pure-blooded dogs. Their servants, however, are imported from various nations and small isles.For the most part, maids of a given type are all the same. You don’t need to know much more than that; you definitely shouldn't play as one of these.1. ArdwardSmugeyed tawnylipped longwits too clever for their own good. Wear hats shaped like little boxes, which they use to hide their long, silky hair from lascivious suitors. If you are pursued by an ardward, throw a book on the ground; they'll be compelled to kneel down and scan it for grammatical errors. They're fast readers, so make it a big book.2. ScurianiFlattongued flipflopping slickbacks. Closely related to ducks, who they hate. The hair on their neck changes hues with their environment and emotions. Men are emotional, women are taciturn, both are easily goaded into knife fighting.3. DalulaMooneyed mousy blacksaps. Born in litters of two or four: only children are especially ominous. Predisposed to…