Forty-Nine Days Late

From Julia Rez, a group of NASA reports found in the trash: And from Nanoraptor, a slightly modified image: The fake NASA technical report titles are: STRUCTURAL MARGINS OBSERVED IMMEDIATELY PRIOR TO EXCEEDANCE PRELIMINARY ANALYSIS OF UNEXPECTED WOBBLE IN A RIGIDLY NON-WOBBLING SYSTEM OBSERVED PERFORMANCE OF COMPONENTS KNOWN TO HAVE BEEN INSTALLED BACKWARDS COGNITIVE LOAD IMPLICATIONS OF ACRONYMS REFERRING TO OTHER ACRONYMS THERMAL CHARACTERISTICS OF MATERIALS DESCRIBED INFORMALLY AS “PROBABLY INFLAMMABLE” ON THE REPEATED SURVIVAL OF SYSTEMS NEVER INTENDED TO WORK THE EFFECT OF CLIPBOARDS ON PERCEIVED AUTHORITY IN TEST ENVIRONMENTS MECHANICAL PROPERTIES OF SUBSTANCES EXPOSED TO REPEATED MEETINGS ANOMALOUS RESULTS WHICH PERSIST DESPITE STRONG MANAGEMENT DISAPPROVAL A PRELIMINARY ASSESSMENT OF THE MOON’S APPARENT DISINTEREST IN OUR ACTIVITIES With regard to the seventh title: I’ve been saying for thirty years that a hard-hat and clipboard allow you to go places you should not go without…